Funny Online Chat In Online Shopping

I.

Buyer: 660 yuan for friends!

Seller: bite ing...

Buyer: Khan!

Did you bite it?

Seller: No, it's still 680 yuan! Buyer: then bite harder.

Two.

Buyer: Hello, I want to buy shoes in your shop.

Seller: Hello, what kind of patted you like!

Buyer: I want to buy your shoes with Q coins, OK?

Seller: no!

Buyer: then I press the product.

The price is directly charged to your mobile phone.

Seller: faint.

Three.

Buyer: do you want to see a trading bank?

Seller: Oh, sorry, no, oh, we only accept mail order.

Buyer: you say somewhere, I'll go.

Seller: it's really not convenient to trade face to face.

Buyer: you can masked or I masked.

Four.

Buyer: cheat, I took a bottle.

He sends one, that is, if you eat one, you lose weight. It's a fraud.

Seller: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know until yesterday. The salesperson I used was a rat.

Five.

Buyers: sellers are not good at service. Although I know you are busy, you don't have to talk to me at any time. It's so simple. It's not, uh, it's good, one word word by word, too disrespectful of people.

Seller: bah!

Six.

Buyer: Chocolate arrived 3 days later, and broke up when it arrived, causing me to have a big fight with my boyfriend.

Seller: fight is pro, curse is love, really can not kick.

Seven.

Buyer: no effect at all!

Seller: absolutely not telling the truth!

Eight.

Buyer: why is your Verbena different from others?

Seller: Why are you different from others?

Nine.

Buyer: because of being fooled for a long time, I haven't been shopping online for a long time. This time, I still can't help buying this watch.

What on earth are you doing?

Seller: tease you!

Ten.

Buyer: for so long, I am still ignoring me, so I have to give you a bad comment.

Seller: injustice, I was ill in hospital, and I just came back from the hospital. It seems that I have to go to the hospital again.

Eleven.

Buyer: hazelnut shell is very hard. After eating this Jin, my teeth are falling off. In order to increase the weight and collect more postage, I also put a piece of broken iron into the box.

Seller: look at that piece of iron and see if there is a screw in it. Look down again, is there a crack in the middle, which separates along this seam? This broken iron is the special pincers used for the hazel shell.

Twelve.

Buyer: this advertisement is not consistent with the actual effect. Please shine your eyes.

Seller: this evaluation is not consistent with the actual situation. Please shine your eyes.